How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
  • bloodcaste:

    johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

    megacharizardxxx:

    "why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

    REBLOG THIS IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

    young-and-youtube-obsessed:

    young-and-youtube-obsessed:

    I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.

    I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?

    pt. 1

    notpetewentz:

    ALSO DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THEM BASICALLY ANNOUNCE A 2015 TOUR???????????????????????

    everets:

    *takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

    "I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."