nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

dwarferinthetardis:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

when your favorite band starts to play on the radio:

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This website has permanently skewed my perception of reality because this gif makes perfect sense.

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
  •  Fall Out Boy accepting the Skully award for Artist of the Year

    "

    1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

    2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

    3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

    5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

    6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

    7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

    9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

    10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

    11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

    13. It’s okay to cry.

    14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

    16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

    17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

    18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

    19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

    20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    "
    enjolrasactual  (via pukedesu)

    so so relevant

    (via woefulll)

    cliterallysame:

    this is my favorite video on this website

    thesugarhole:

    if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

    brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

    brambledei:

    fannishflightsoffancy:

    you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

    there are actual tear in my eyes

    pohtato:

    doctorwinchesterin221b:

    megustamemes:

    And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

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    "Conceal don’t feel"

    honestly 

    thegrimreaperofrelationships:

kingsxoqueens:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.


Like my soul….

    thegrimreaperofrelationships:

    kingsxoqueens:

    The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

    Like my soul….

    shorm:

    abaldwin360:

    When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

    I will never not reblog this.